Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

I’d think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It’s such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after an hour, 10 people write comments.

There’s not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing.

There’s little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.

I’m on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it’s as if it doesn’t even exist.

I don’t know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who’s kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

I don’t want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

I’m going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone’s interested, and if not then I’ll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV.

I’m going to do a lot of weird stuff that’s not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it’s time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff.